An Irishman’s Diet Musik 697 Aufrufe Speichern Drucken Weiterleiten PDF an Freunde weiterleiten: Ihre IP-Adresse wird aus Sicherheitsgründen gespeichert um kriminelle Aktivitäten und unerlaubten Spam zu unterbinden. Leiten Sie nur E-Mails weiter, wo der Empfänger mit dem Versand auch einverstanden ist. Ihre E-Mail Adresse Ihr Name Empfänger E-Mail Adresse Empfänger Name Ihre zusätzliche Nachricht [recaptcha] Eigene PDF Hochladen PDF & Publisher Info (QR-Code downloaden) München, 07.04.2020 https://pdf-ins-internet.de/?p=74218 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opjfFQGTxcQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opjfFQGTxcQ Teilen: beerdaysdietdrinkguinness An Irishman's Diet Oh I never drink beer on a Monday that's the day I look after me health, And me wife's got me counting the calories, cause I have to Look after myself. So I only have wine with me supper, a litre or two that͛s okay. Then a large Irish coffee and a strong whiskey Toddy, and I call that my sensible day. But I never drink wine on a Tuesday, cause Tuesday͛s my weight watching club, just a big feed of bacon and cabbage, cos that is my favourite grub. On a diet you need plenty of fluid, something that's light and fat free, so I choose to drink American Lager, and I have five pints with me Tea(m). But I never drink lager on Wednesdays, on that day I go for a jog, in me tracksuit and runners at midday, then I am off down the road with me dog. And me first stops the pub for some Guinness, 3 swift ones to get me to grips, then I carry on round to me local, for 3 more and a burger and chips. But I never drink Guinness on Thursdays, cos Thursday͛s me day to relax. So I sit in the sun in the garden, in me vest and me socks and me slacks, after lunch I might stroll by the river and into the bar there I͛ll drop. For a chat and a packet of tayto, washed down by eight Alcopops. And because I've behaved through the day like while the wife is out playing Bridge, my evenings spent watching the football, I got 5 six packs in the fridge. But I never drink six packs on Friday, cause Friday͛s me night on the Razz, and we meet in the local at seven, sure I love a night out with the lads. And the local's a beer drinker's heaven they've 20 or more beers to try And when I've got through only half of them I already starting to fly. By midnight were all talking rubbish, so we head for a curry down town, But I shouldn't be touching those Curries, cause I never can keep that stuff down. And the waitress is cute and she's friendly and we share a good laugh and a joke, then I'm hope for me night full of passion, cause I'm a passionate bloke. And I never do much on a Saturday, 'cos that's me day for a think, And a wife and me are not speaking she says I'm a drunken fat pig and I stink. And later I make a decision on me 43rd trip to the bog. There's only one cure for a sore head and that's the hair of the dog. So I ring up the lads on me mobile and they're also feeling the pain, so we're back in the pub by a quarter to eight and we do it all over again. I don't mention the pub on a Sunday, cause Sunday's me day to repent, I'm ashamed of meself and the Pilsen and of all the money I've spent. So I beg the wife for forgiveness and promise to alter my way. And you gives me a kiss and a cuddle just like on our wedding day. So we settle to watch something on telly, with a nice pot of tea and some cakes, but there's only old crap on the TV and I'd rather be out with me mates. So I have a quick walk ͚round the village and bump into my old friend John, then we͛re into the pub for a couple of scoops and I am bloody well back to square one. I never drink on a Monday, that's the day I look after me health. Eingestellt über www.PDF-ins-Internet.de - Haftung für Inhalt und Inhaber aller Rechte ist der Puplisher Kontaktdaten und Anbieterkennung des Puplishers/Autors entnehmen Sie bitte dem PDF-Archives auf www.PDF-ins-Internet.de.